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Review - And Then You Die by James H. Longmore

Synopsis -

Following a drunken, hedonistic night out on the town in New Orleans, successful businesswoman and sexual deviant Claire Jepson accidentally soils herself in her expensive car.

The resulting excrement comes to life as a terrifying, sardonic fecal spirit and not only dishes out a particularly gruesome death to Claire’s unfaithful, gold digging fiancé, but also thwarts a kidnap/murder plot by her employees and introduces Claire to a world of depraved pleasures beyond even her depraved imagination.

A year later, the errant spirit has spiraled wildly out of control with its insatiable appetite for perverted sex and human flesh and has destroyed both Claire’s business and life.

To her horror, Claire then discovers that the fecal spirit plans to consume her unborn child in order to attain immortality and she must return to the seedy underbelly of the Big Easy where her nightmare began in a heart-pounding race against time to confront the spirit’s creator; a high priest of a most ancient and deadly order, who is the only one who can put a stop to the spirit’s murderous intentions.

A wicked, fast-paced story laced with tongue-in-cheek, dark humor and which is at the same time incredibly erotic and stomach churning; definitely not one to be read whilst eating!

Review -

Some horror books are fun to read from start to finish. Other are an exercise in persevering through scenes that churn your stomach. it is the latter category to which And Then You Die by James H. Longmore belongs.

The book takes you into a world of hedonistic sex and fecal demons (Yes, you read that right), with the levels of depravity sinking deeper with each turn of the page,

While there were times when I wanted to quit, the writing was sharp and humorous enough to keep me moving on to the end, which was rather satisfying.

And The You Die is one of those books that is difficult to recommend, but if you are a fan of extreme horror, you are going to get a kick out of this one. You can nab your copy HERE.

4 stars out of 5

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